Send me on a little roadtrip (music or podcast recommendations appreciated)

Up to 1 hour roundtrip | $100 | 1 hour minimum date

Up to 3 hours roundtrip | $150 | 90 minute minimum date

Up to 4 hours roundtrip | $200 | 2 hour minimum date

Travel fee may be waived at my discretion depending on the date, time, duration, and location

90 minute minimum date, at least two hours advance notice

New England | Late August thru Early September

Louisiana | September

The UK | December

Don't see me in or near your city at all? See me in your city, but not when you want?

Please fill out my booking form or email me to express interest so I can consider planning a tour there or adjusting my travel dates.

The Northeast, Midwest, and East Coast are all just a hop and a skip from me, so if I get multiple inquiries in the same area, it encourages me to tour there.

You're welcome to sponsor a tour or FMTY as well!

Add to a listed tour or request a tour location. Sponsored tours require fewer pre-bookings to confirm than a standard tour, while being more accessible than a FMTY.

2 hour minimum booking + two nights accommodations

Craving my company? Just say when and leave the minutiae to me - enjoy a simple flat fee for travel, in addition to my hourly rates:

East Coast | $1500 | 4 hour minimum

Northeast | $1500 | 4 hour minimum

Midwest | $1500 | 4 hour minimum

West | $2000 | 6 hour minimum

Alaska & Hawaii | $3000 | minimum overnight required

Everywhere else | $5000 | minimum 24 hours required

*Canadian pricing follows the respective US regions

Exclusivity | $2400 | keep me all for yourself. Can apply towards a second date of up to 4 hours. Without this, I may add the FMTY to my touring dates.