90-minute minimum date, at least two hours advance notice

NYC | December 16th

Hartford | December 16th-17th

Boston | December 17th-18th

*December 18th - flexible between MA, RI, CT, and NYC/Long Island

Long Island/NYC | December 18th-19th

DMV | January 9-12th

Think you might be interested in these locations or dates? Hoping for a different location or date?

Please email me to express interest or fill out my booking form so I can consider planning a tour there or adjusting my travel dates.

The Northeast, Midwest, and East Coast are all just a hop and a skip from me, so if I get multiple inquiries in the same area, it encourages me to tour there.

You're welcome to sponsor a tour or FMTY as well!

Send me on a little roadtrip (music or podcast recommendations appreciated)

Up to 1 hour roundtrip | $100 | 1 hour minimum date

Up to 3 hours roundtrip | $150 | 90 minute minimum date

Up to 4 hours roundtrip | $200 | 2 hour minimum date

Travel fee may be waived at my discretion depending on the date, time, duration, and location

Add to a listed tour or request a tour location. Sponsored tours require fewer pre-bookings to confirm than a standard tour, while being more accessible than a FMTY.

2 hour minimum booking + two nights accommodations

Craving my company? Just say when and leave the minutiae to me - enjoy a simple flat fee for travel, in addition to my hourly rates:

East Coast | $1500 | 4 hour minimum

Northeast | $1500 | 4 hour minimum

Midwest | $1500 | 4 hour minimum

West | $2000 | 6 hour minimum

Alaska & Hawaii | $3000 | minimum overnight required

Everywhere else | $5000 | minimum 24 hours required

*Canadian pricing follows the respective US regions

Exclusivity | $2400 | keep me all for yourself. Can apply towards a second date of up to 4 hours. Without this, I may add the FMTY to my touring dates.